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Newsletter 9 September 2014

 

1.  Cancer Cures

2.  Items to Encourage or Enrage You

3.  Things to Ponder

4.  The Proper Administration of Justice

5.  Who is ISIS ??  (this may be a fraud site - check it out for yourself)

6.  "New Road rules in QLD"

7.  Police Powers

8.  Muslim Branding on Our Food

9.  Not catholic bashing – simply history

10. God help our grandchildren

11. How The Internet Got Started.

12. FINALLY, ON A HAPPY NOTE…


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1. Cancer Cures

Some of the many responses received to the “Cancer Cure” mail out. Some claimed they had cures but would not reveal what they were. Some were quite negative, with claims of quackery for anything “natural”.

I do not endorse nor condemn any of the opinions expressed below … Larry


1) – from Alan

My "natural way" is similar to that of Gaz.  Hearty applause.  My problem is "aggressive prostate cancer" and the original medical way gave me an option four (4) treatments - none of which appealed to me and the Prof was somewhat take aback.  "I'll take care of it myself, thank you."  "Are you going to see another doctor?"    "Nope!"   But I would love to email the PROF and say  "I'm free of the APC."   I'm not afraid of death because I know WHO holds my future and HE may have things for me to do before that.  So - alternate weeks:
Week one:  1 Tspoon of Herb Robert with yoke of an egg, with just a little honey, with Alky water.  First thing in the morning.  Similar an hour before dinner at night.  Then more Herb Robert - with a little cinnamon - in my evening fruit salad/grains, gojis and  many more natural goodies.
Week two:  Good 1/2 Tspoon Carb Soda + 1/3 tspoon honey or black strap molasses or 100% maple syrup - with Alky water.   Yukko[!] but I'm willing to put up with the taste, in preference to dreaded chemo/radiation stuff ...
Same at night, on empty stomach and one hour before dinner.  The same after-dinner regimen as above in [1].
Living in a clean-air environment, I do a good deal of deep breathing and take on board a fair bit of Alky water.  I cut back on my sugar intake - in a big way!  I eat wisely and widely.  Eliminated spuds but that was not in relation to cancer; it was a way to get into trousers that I had cast aside a few years back because of W E I G H T increase.  Elimination of sugar and spuds might be helpful in licking weight and cancer ?   I do a fair bit of exercise in the outdoors and indoors. Not strenuous.  I'm 76 yrs. and am feeling pretty good. The Prof diagnosed my cancer back in March 2014 after having given me the TURP op - so that I could "pee like a racehorse again". What a good move!

2) – from Daniela

I know about this Bicarbonate of Soda as I had heard it years ago from the Italian Doctor, Dr. Tullio Simoncini, it is extremely valuable information that if only people knew....See the video and website below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Grtrm8tk4d4
http://phkillscancer.com


3) -  from Vic   

Apricot Kernels do not harm the Immune system. Chemo therapy destroys the Immune System. I know which one I prefer to take my chances with.

http://www.apricot-kernels.com.au/                


4 – from Wayne   

Chlorine dioxide not only cures cancer, it's being used in Africa to cure AIDS. I've used it on colds and 'flu as well. There are other cancer fighters which work, but unless you can get injectable laetrile (from Mexico) nothing works as fast as chlorine dioxide. I don't tell people about it any more owing to the hatred it engenders in people who have cancer. I have found that cancer suffers would prefer the cut, burn and poison therapies. For this reason I prefer to watch cancer suffers die long, slow and painful deaths. That way no one hates me or considers me a fool for offering chlorine dioxide. There's also a lot more you can use it for and it's cheap.               

P.S. I hope that you don't hate me now, after I've given you this cancer cure.   


5 – from Steven  

A level teaspoon of bi-carb soda with a level teaspoon of maple syrup in warm water will get rid of cancer out of the body within thirty days. The body absorbs the sugars of maple syrup faster than any other sugar and the cancer feeds on sugar but the bi-carb.is also absorbed which neutralises the cancer because it can't exist in an alkaline environment. This applies to most bugs that we get including colds and flues. A 1/4 teaspoon of bicarb taken daily helps keep the body from becoming acid and will help stop nasties from developing.  This of course should not replace a healthy diet of fresh fruit and vegetables.  I have had personal experience with an extremely enlarged prostate, which the doctors wanted to cut out immediately, but the Sodium Sulphate in the bi-carb reduced the size and I am urinating normally again.  Kind regards                                              


6 – from Sue  

Bicarbonate of soda needs to be mixed with maple syrup and warned until diluted to a paste. 1 teaspoon to 3 syrup. Then take 4 equal amounts daily of the mixture. The maple syrup is the Trojan horse and delivers the bicarb to the cell and kills the microbe. But you can't stay on that for more than 6 weeks. You have to take a substitute like a cup of asparagus for 3 weeks then go back on the bicarb. Also 6 whole lemons a day. The thing that knocks it off 100% is cannabis oil. It's easy to make. More at www.cancertutor.com


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2. Items to encourage or enrage you


A -  Micro chipping the population                                          

http://conservativeledger.com/nbc-news-americans-will-microchipped-less-3-years/


B – Speaking in tongues ??  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaROx1mGEng     (a very good site in my opinion)


C – Who owns your Land ?  http://www.larryhannigan.com/who_owns_your_land.htm


D – Police put in their place  -  after all they are “peace keepers” ???


https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10203074616966902&fref=nf


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APWUfXlPmow           


E – How far will the harassment go ? (… sent to me from a personal friend )

I was today arrested by the Corporate QPS. Depending on the circumstances of your arrest they ask you for personal information about yourself which is profiling – there are no other words to describe this.

They asked me:                                        

Are you right or left handed

Do you have tattoos

Where are the tattoos on your body

What are the tattoos of.

Are you willing to allow them to photograph the tattoos

Do you have distinguishing Scars

What is your weight

What shoe size are you

Exercise your right to silence!    Do not allow yourself to be profiled.                 


F – Another Mega Mosque at the Gold Coast  ??                                          

http://pickeringpost.com/story/join-me-to-protest-yet-another-mega-mosque-proposal-/3772                                                      

G -  Hello XYZ company pretending to be Government  
Thank you for your offer to do some work for you.
As with any offer to contract it should be stated at the beginning what the offer will cost you. So here is my bill of costs:


$AUD
Received your email - $250
Read your email - $250
Respond to your email - $500
Fill out a survey - $1000

As we don't have an agreement on trading terms relating to billing days your account is now outstanding and overdue. You already have my credit card number. Please deposit the amount of $1000.00 AUD post haste.
Looking forward to a long and prosperous business relationship.     


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3. Things to ponder


Why did Qantas get in trouble                                                                            
Because enough Australians won't fly Qantas

Why did Holden get in trouble                                                                          
Because enough Australians won't buy Holdens.  Australian workers demand $30 per hour to make a car, but will not buy it. But they will buy a foreign car made by workers on $5 an day or less.

Why are Australian homes and farms becoming foreign owned             
Because Australians $ell them to foreigner$.

Why do all Supermarkets sell foreign food                                     
Because Australians show their utter contempt for Australian producers by voting for the foreign companies goods at the cash register with their $$. .

Why do so many bleat that they are poor now, no jobs, and they can't find Australian made items in the supermarket ?  -   Because for years, those same people bought the foreign goods enough to put Australian producers out of business, so they are now jobless.


If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, He blames the restaurant. 

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and get sick or die of lung cancer, Your family blames the Tobacco company.

If your neighbour crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, He blames the bartender. 

If your grandchildren are Brats without manners, You blame television.


If your friend is shot by a Deranged madman, You blame the gun manufacturer..

And if a crazed person breaks Into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet and the passengers kill him instead, The mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline. 

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. 
So, if I die while my backside is parked in front of this computer, 
I want all of you to  blame Bill Gates .


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4. The Proper Administration of Justice

The ONLY place where JUSTICE CAN BE ADMINISTERED is in a PROPER COURT OF COMMON LAW OF ENGLAND . Therefore, we've got to MAKE SURE that we have ONE by doing the following:

1.  ASK "Is this a COURT?"


2.  ASK "Is this a COURT OF COMMON LAW OF ENGLAND ?"


3.  SAY "If this is a COURT OF LAW,  then it is a COURT OF JURY  because JURY MEANS LAW, from the LATIN “IURIS” meaning LAW, RIGHT and OATH, such as in JURISDICTION, JURISPRUDENCE, DE JURE, JURIST and JUROR."  


4.  ALSO SAY "If this is a COURT OF LAW, then proceedings are determined BY LAW, i.e.: BY JURY."


5.  FOLLOWED BY "If this is a COURT WITHOUT TRIAL BY JURY, then it is NOT a COURT OF LAW."


6.  AND "If it is NOT a COURT OF LAW then it is a COURT where there is PERJURY and PERJURY is an OFFENCE at COMMON LAW."


7.  THEN "Is this a COURT OF COMMON LAW?" and "Is this a COURT OF THE LAW OF THE LAND?"


8.  PLUS "Where there is the LAW OF THE LAND there is TRIAL BY JURY, i.e.:  TRIAL BY LAW, RIGHT and OATH .….. as in MAGNA CARTA."


9.  THEN ASK "Am I a FREE MAN …. as in MAGNA CARTA?"


10. QUALIFIED BY "If I am NOT A FREE MAN, then I must be a SLAVE who has NO RIGHT of CONSENT, NO RIGHT to PROPERTY and NO RIGHT to TRIAL BY JURY."


11. CONCLUDING WITH "If there is NO TRIAL BY JURY, then this is a COURT OF SLAVERY and SLAVERY is ILLEGAL…. it is AGAINST THE LAW."


12. THEN DEMAND "SHERIFF, ARREST THAT PERSON!"

If the JUDGE says "This is a COURT  OF STATUTE LAW.", then COME BACK WITH "Then it only has JURISDICTION as to SUBJECT MATTER, RELATIONSHIP and COMPETENCY OVER THINGS which are CREATED BY, BELONG TO and are SUBJECTS OF THE STATE. But I am a FREE MAN and BELONG TO NO ONE or TO NO THING. I am NOT a SLAVE OF THE STATE and besides SLAVERY IS ILLEGAL."  This may be considered to be ARGUMENTATIVE … but we either FIGHT OR SURRENDER.  


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5. Who is ISIS ??  (this may be a fraudulent site - check for yourself - scary!)                                                   

OR else … it is very frightening    Check it out for yourself … unbelievable. https://public.isishq.com/public/SitePages/Home.aspx  


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6. "New Road rules in QLD"  
Perhaps not so new, but they kept these quiet though, didn't they?

$256 + 0 points Driving with person or animal on lap

$44 + 0 points Reversing for longer than necessary

$256 + 1 point Following another vehicle too closely

$256 + 0 points Driving without a clear view in all directions

$66 + 2 points Driving in right-hand lane of a multi-lane road with an 80km/h or higher limit

$44 + 0 points Entering an intersection when the road beyond is blocked

$44 + 0 points Parking/stopping within 10m of an intersection without a traffic light

$88 + 0 points Making a U-turn at an intersection controlled by lights

$198 + 3 points Making a U-turn across a single or double continuous line

$352 + 2 points Playing loud music

$66 + 0 points Tooting the horn

$330 + 3 points Using mobile phone including use by cyclists

$44 + 0 points Leaving vehicle without handbrake left on
Having Sat Nav in an impeding position - supposed to be in bottom right hand in front of driver
Failing to have a hand on the wheel while stopped at lights   

Note  The United Kingdom Bill of Rights [1688] CHAPTER 2 1 William and Mary Sess 2 is an Act declaring the Rights and Liberties of the Subject and Settling the Succession of the Crown, is a “Preserved Imperial Enactment” in Queensland, and states:-

 “Grants of Fines, &c. before Conviction, &c.  And severall Grants and Promises made of Fines and Forfeitures before any Conviction or Judgement against the Persons upon whome the same were to be levyed.  All which are utterly directly contrary to the knowne Lawes and Statutes and Freedome of this Realme” which simply put means:-  “all fines and threats or fines or forfeitures of particular persons before conviction are illegal and void”.


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7. POLICE POWERS  according to some Judges and Magistrates


"(Police officers) have no power whatever to arrest or detain a citizen for the purpose of questioning him or of facilitating their investigations. It matters not at all whether the questioning or the investigation is for the purpose of enabling them to ascertain whether he is the person guilty of a crime known to have been committed or is for the purpose of enabling them to discover whether a crime has or has not been committed. If the police do so act in purported exercise of such a power, their conduct is not only destructive of civil liberties but it is unlawful."

Regina v Banner (1970) VR 240 at p 249  the Full Bench of the Northern Territory Supreme Court


"It is an ancient principle of the Common Law that a person not under arrest has no obligation to stop for police, or answer their questions. And there is no statute that removes that right. The conferring of such a power on a police officer would be a substantial detraction from the fundamental freedoms which have been guaranteed

to the citizen by the Common Law for centuries."

Justice Stephen Kaye  Melbourne Supreme Court ruling 25 November 2011


"There is no common law power vested in police giving them the unfettered right to stop or detain a person and seek identification details. Nor, is s.59 of the (Road Safety) Act a statutory source of such power."

Magistrate Duncan Reynolds   Melbourne July 2013


NOTE: None of the above precedents have been overturned on appeal or in the High Court


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8. Muslim Branding on Our Food - Response from Dick Smith

http://www.dicksmithfoods.com.au/media/news/muslim-branding-our-food  


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9. Not catholic bashing – simply history     

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTUURw6qgzM


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10. God help our grandchildren 
https://www.youtube.com/embed/6-3X5hIFXYU


Here is the engine behind the statement 
http://www.larryhannigan.com/the_origins_of_the_muslim_religion.htm


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11. How The Internet Got Started.

In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy.Dot Com was a comely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.
 And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?" Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"
 
Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. The sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."


 Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. The drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent. To prevent neighbouring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP).
 
And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS.


And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. Indeed he did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.
 
And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel , or eBay as it came to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are." And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.  Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside.


 It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE).  That is how it all began. ??


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12. FINALLY ON A HAPPY NOTE  something very touching and goosey goosey...


WOMAN RESCUED SICK LION ...  NURSED IT BACK TO HEALTH ...

VISITS LION NOW IN WILDLIFE PARK ... LION'S AMAZING REACTION

 http://www.vitality101.com/Fun/lion-kisses-rescuer 



Please forward this address:   www.larryhannigan.com     (newsletters link on home page)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, He blames the restaurant. 

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and get sick or dies of lung cancer, 
Your family blames the Tobacco company.

If your neighbour crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, 
He blames the bartender. 

If your grandchildren are Brats without manners,
You blame television.  

If your friend is shot by a Deranged madman, , you blame the gun manufacturer..

And if a crazed person breaks Into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet and the passengers kill him instead, 
The mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline. 

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. 
So, if I die while my backside is parked in front of this computer, 
I want all of you to  blame Bill Gates .
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The ONLY place where JUSTICE CAN BE ADMINISTERED is in a PROPER COURT OF COMMON LAW OF ENGLAND . Therefore, we've got to MAKE SURE that we have ONE by doing the following:

1.  ASK "Is this a COURT?"

2.  ASK "Is this a COURT OF COMMON LAW OF ENGLAND ?"

3.  SAY "If this is a COURT OF LAW,  then it is a COURT OF JURY  because JURY MEANS LAW, from the LATIN “IURIS” meaning LAW, RIGHT and OATH, such as in JURISDICTION, JURISPRUDENCE, DE JURE, JURIST and JUROR."  

4.  ALSO SAY "If this is a COURT OF LAW, then proceedings are determined BY LAW, i.e.: BY JURY."

5.  FOLLOWED BY "If this is a COURT WITHOUT TRIAL BY JURY, then it is NOT a COURT OF LAW."

6.  AND "If it is NOT a COURT OF LAW then it is a COURT where there is PERJURY and PERJURY is an OFFENCE at COMMON LAW."

7.  THEN "Is this a COURT OF COMMON LAW?" and "Is this a COURT OF THE LAW OF THE LAND?"

8.  PLUS "Where there is the LAW OF THE LAND there is TRIAL BY JURY, i.e.:  TRIAL BY LAW, RIGHT and OATH .….. as in MAGNA CARTA."

9.  THEN ASK "Am I a FREE MAN …. as in MAGNA CARTA?"

10. QUALIFIED BY "If I am NOT A FREE MAN, then I must be a SLAVE who has NO RIGHT of CONSENT, NO RIGHT to PROPERTY and NO RIGHT to TRIAL BY JURY."

11. CONCLUDING WITH "If there is NO TRIAL BY JURY, then this is a COURT OF SLAVERY and SLAVERY is ILLEGAL…. it is AGAINST THE LAW."

12. THEN DEMAND "SHERIFF, ARREST THAT PERSON!"

If the JUDGE says "This is a COURT  OF STATUTE LAW.", then COME BACK WITH "Then it only has JURISDICTION as to SUBJECT MATTER, RELATIONSHIP and COMPETENCY OVER THINGS which are CREATED BY, BELONG TO and are SUBJECTS OF THE STATE. But I am a FREE MAN and BELONG TO NO ONE or TO NO THING. I am NOT a SLAVE OF THE STATE and besides SLAVERY IS ILLEGAL."  This may be considered to be ARGUMENTATIVE … but we either FIGHT OR SURRENDER.                                                                                    Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Who is ISIS ??  this may be a fraud site                                                    OR else … it is very frightening    Check it out for yourself … unbelievable.    https://public.isishq.com/public/SitePages/Home.aspx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


"New Road rules in QLD"  not so new,
They kept these quiet, didn't they?

$256 + 0 points Driving with person or animal on lap

$44 + 0 points Reversing for longer than necessary

$256 + 1 point Following another vehicle too closely

$256 + 0 points Driving without a clear view in all directions

$66 + 2 points Driving in right-hand lane of a multi-lane road with an 80km/h or higher limit

$44 + 0 points Entering an intersection when the road beyond is blocked

$44 + 0 points Parking/stopping within 10m of an intersection without a traffic light

$88 + 0 points Making a U-turn at an intersection controlled by lights

$198 + 3 points Making a U-turn across a single or double continuous line

$352 + 2 points Playing loud music

$66 + 0 points Tooting the horn

$330 + 3 points Using mobile phone including use by cyclists

$44 + 0 points Leaving vehicle without handbrake left on

Having Sat Nav in an impeding position - supposed to be in bottom right hand in front of driver
Failing to have a hand on the wheel while stopped at lights   

Note  The United Kingdom Bill of Rights [1688] CHAPTER 2 1 William and Mary Sess 2 is an Act declaring the Rights and Liberties of the Subject and Settling the Succession of the Crown, is a “Preserved Imperial Enactment” in Queensland, and states:-

 “Grants of Fines, &c. before Conviction, &c.  And severall Grants and Promises made of Fines and Forfeitures before any Conviction or Judgement against the Persons upon whome the same were to be levyed.  All which are utterly directly contrary to the knowne Lawes and Statutes and Freedome of this Realme” which simply put means:-  “all fines and threats or fines or forfeitures of particular persons before conviction are illegal and void”.

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POLICE POWERS                                                   according to some Judges and Magistrates

"(Police officers) have no power whatever to arrest or detain a citizen for the purpose of questioning him or of facilitating their investigations. It matters not at all whether the questioning or the investigation is for the purpose of enabling them to ascertain whether he is the person guilty of a crime known to have been committed or is for the purpose of enabling them to discover whether a crime has or has not been committed. If the police do so act in purported exercise of such a power, their conduct is not only destructive of civil liberties but it is unlawful."

Regina v Banner (1970) VR 240 at p 249  the Full Bench of the Northern Territory Supreme Court


"It is an ancient principle of the Common Law that a person not under arrest has no obligation to stop for police, or answer their questions. And there is no statute that removes that right. The conferring of such a power on a police officer would be a substantial detraction from the fundamental freedoms which have been guaranteed

to the citizen by the Common Law for centuries."

Justice Stephen Kaye  Melbourne Supreme Court ruling                 25 November 2011


"There is no common law power vested in police giving them the unfettered right to stop or detain a person and seek identification details. Nor, is s.59 of the (Road Safety) Act a statutory source of such power."                                                          Magistrate Duncan Reynolds   Melbourne July 2013


NOTE: None of the above precedents have been overturned on appeal or in the High Court                                                     xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


Muslim Branding on Our Food   - Response from Dick Smith                      http://www.dicksmithfoods.com.au/media/news/muslim-branding-our-food  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Not catholic bashing – simply history      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTUURw6qgzM     xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

How The Internet Got Started - According To The Bible. In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy.Dot Com was a comely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.
 And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?" Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"
 
Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. The sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."
 Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. The drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent. To prevent neighbouring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP).
 
And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS.
And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. Indeed he did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.
 
And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel , or eBay as it came to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are." And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.  Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside.
 It soon became known as
God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE).  That is how it all began. ??                                                                          xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


FINALLY ON A HAPPY NOTE  something very touching and goosey goosey                                                                                       WOMAN RESCUED SICK LION ...  NURSED IT BACK TO HEALTH ...

VISITS LION NOW IN WILDLIFE PARK ... LION'S AMAZING REACTION

 http://www.vitality101.com/Fun/lion-kisses-rescuer 

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Please forward   www.larryhannigan.com     newsletters on home page